"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning